sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
realizing you never went back to the question you skipped after handing in your test
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
"I CANT BELIEVE I FUCKED CLEAR TO DEATH" sobs aoba
"u could say he died from an overdose of vitamin d" says koujaku as he puts some rad shades on
noiz zooms past on a skateboard and does a rad flip. he is also wearing some cool shades
koujaku and noiz high-five
mink is in the background doing a thumbs-up
aoba leaves the room
kakashi is actually the biggest dork in the world and gai is the only one who thinks he’s cool
my favorite story to describe how much of an idiot i am is the one time my mom took me to the aquarium and i had a panic attack because i thought i was underwater and i forgot how to breathe
refusing to call a trans person who has done bad things by their correct pronouns is enforcing the idea that trans people have to be worthy enough to gain even that basic fucking level of respect, whereas no matter what a cis person does no one would ever think of misgendering them for it
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”