Tiny Hand yeah ikea talks to me
nflstreet:

rich man: how much is this one w-
me: i’m not selling it
rich man: *shows briefcase* would this chan-
me: i’m not selling it

nflstreet:

rich man: how much is this one w-

me: i’m not selling it

rich man: *shows briefcase* would this chan-

me: i’m not selling it

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

My Tumblr Crushes:genitalryodan (11%)katara (5%)edateable (5%)nasai (4%)toyota (4%)joffries (4%)sugoititties (3%)joseffu (3%)rhydonmyhardon (3%)been away for 2 months and still couldn’t get rid of jovan..
My Tumblr Crushes:
  1. genitalryodan (11%)
  2. katara (5%)
  3. edateable (5%)
  4. nasai (4%)
  5. toyota (4%)
  6. joffries (4%)
  7. sugoititties (3%)
  8. joseffu (3%)
  9. rhydonmyhardon (3%)

been away for 2 months and still couldn’t get rid of jovan..

sadomy:

susemoji:

scajaquada:

i feel like there’s a lot to talk about here

I LOVE THIS

What a weird cat

spookylynz:

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

GOOD. THAT is what should be happening.

majiinboo:

honestly, truthfully. someone explain this

Straight White Boy Problem #477

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*bro slaps me on the ass*
Me: we are not playing football right now what is goin oN

ello looks ugly but im still gonna get an account so i can get a canon url before its too late

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

yuukyo:

yes offense but stop reblogging underaged asian girls in spandex/swimsuits?????????? like its 2014 like digivolve once and for all

my goal is for you to call me daddy
Anonymous

calm down

tiffany

i'm such an angry little girl

i look like this

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