Tiny Hand yeah ikea talks to me

fruitpacks:

girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts 

ledian:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

why are you so bitter and friendless

bukkakeluver96:

katara:

blastortoise:

katara:

i want to ruin more posts 

This one is pretty bad

well yeah now that you’re on it 

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So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

titytwochainz:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

this is such a doodoo post. dicks get hard for no reason. my dick is hard when i wake up. when i hold my pee for too long. when i cough hard. when the got damn wind blow. so many things you coulda said and it was make my dick hard. lola bunny used to get my dick hard and she a got damn cartoon bunny.

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

gooftroopin:

me:

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you:

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codeinewarrior:

the confederate flag is racist

"omg no it’s not! i’m just proud of my heritage!"

which is treating other human beings as property

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

tiffany

i'm such an angry little girl

i look like this

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